I'm up for the ultimate challenge: Porting Bad Apple to System Shock, problem: I don't know how to replace a VMail with Bad Apple. Anyone here to help?

ZylonBaneI'm not even trolling, I unironically want to make Bad Apple into a V-Mail.

Imagine the arc of the AYBABTU or Half Life: Full Life Consequences videos, except with this video (a montage of characters from the Touhou Project series of shmups, set to the tune of a remake of one of the tunes from the aforementioned game series), for some reason people got obsessed with remixing it, redubbing it, parodying it, and making it run on literally every computing platform that's ever existed.